Shoe bitch

There are three:

1: someone who works at foot locker.

2: That asshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.

3: When you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.

1: Floyd: dude, Keith got a job at foot locker.

Jose: oh now he's a shoe bitch.

2: Bob: the other day, I was at Nike and this shoe bitch tried to tell me my size even though I already know it.

3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe bitch to get our shoes. Go do it Bob, your our shoe bitch today.

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High school reunion

After graduating from high school, (usually 5+ years) you pick up your old yearbook(s) and jack off to the school pictures of the people you wished you'd dated or plowed.

Bob: (talking on phone), hey Keith, you wanna come over tonight and have a high school reunion??

Keith: Nahh, I did that last night. Sorry man.

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