Lappy

Slang for “Lap Band Surgery”

Plural: Lappies

Lap band surgery is used to help someone lose weight. It involves putting a ring around the top part of the stomach. The ring slows the entry of food to the main part of the stomach and the person feels full after eating only a small amount of food.

Dr Kim - “I’ve got a private lappy booked today, need to book my airfares to Japan next week and I only fly business - can’t wait to hit the POW”

Crumpet

Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.

Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.

1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey

keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!

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