Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower
1- ugliest fattest person ever
2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates
3- eh your some what decent tred carefully
4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking
5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.
I bet he was gay before he did time
When a women's vagina is very damp that it becomes a smelly, attractive bait for a man.
Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners
Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good
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When one who Is masturbating gets a cramp in the leg area and then someone knocks on the door.
Man Noah was totally pulling a jackwaddle when I knocked on his door