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Fucked by definition is a trailer trash drunk chick standing on a roof, chugging a beer and then slamming it on her empty head, all while standing on a skateboard. In this definition, the slam pig on the roof MUST fall, preferably breaking a bone or ten, whilst a little red neck crotch fruit flips her the bird and a literal pig grazes happily nearby praying to end up as tomorrow’s bacon or ham to escape this complete fuckery.

The gutter muppet entered the land of the fucked when she attempted to skateboard on the roof. Her crotch goblin was so impressed he saluted her with the middle finger

by Therealmvpofdefinitions May 29, 2019

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