Lung Butter

The viscous, yellow-green fluid coughed up after playing a reeded instrument for a prolonged period of time. Such as a clarinet or the bagpipes

Man 1: i played my pipes for three hours yesterday and had to cough up about four pounds of lung butter.

Man 2: dude that's gross why don't you just quit the band?
Man 1: because highlanders is life.

Taint

It ain't your balls and it ain't your ass, it's right in between.

"The taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge"

"Lick my taint you cunt"

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Kenora Dinner Jacket

A wool reversible jacket, with red plaid on one side, and hunter’s orange on the other.

Look at this hoser wearing his kenora dinner jacket, must be a formal out on sabasquaw

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