Wigan

Verb - to accomplish nothing for a long period of time, only to overcome failure through sheer momentary brilliance.

Variations:
To do a Wigan
To pull a Wigan

"Wigan were looking like getting relegated, but then they beat Man United and Arsenal in the space of 5 days. And should have beaten Chelsea, but didn't thanks to, umm, debatable refereeing decisions."

"Yeah I went and passed the test."
"How? You spent the weeks before it getting drunk and watching TV."
"I guess I just pulled a Wigan on it."

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friend zone to endzone

The phenomenon of a male succeeding in getting out of the dreaded friend zone and actually getting the girl. There are currently believed to be 2 cases of this in recorded history.

"Dude, are you two together?"
"Yep, been dating for a month now."
"But I could have sworn she friend zoned you."
"She did, but I got out of there and into the end zone, dude."
"Friend zone to endzone, nice. But how the -"
"Don't ask, I daren't."

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