Idaho

The biggest lie in American history. "Idaho" is a conspiracy created by cartographers and the map industry. There is no "Idaho," it's a lie, don't be fooled.

"Hey man, do you know anyone from Idaho?"
"No, do you?"
"No, I don't even know anyone who knows someone from Idaho."

fruitaphile

Someone who is sexually attracted to fruits. (Not the gay kind but actual fruits)

I saw Bobby fucking a fruit the other day, he is such a fruitaphile!