Someone usually named Peyton, Harry, Ash, or Rowan who is particularly short, dim witted, part of the LGBTQIA+ community and spends most of their time lusting after an asexual man named Adam, Chad, Or Ray. This person also has multiple âplutonic boyfriendsâ who participate in activityâs of people currently dating. These activityâs involve saying, âI love youâ or snuggling. The Stupid Short Sussy Simp also dates many several scores of people on the reasoning that it was a dare.
Man one: Did you hear that Peyton got another plutonic boyfriend?
Man Two: sheâs such a stupid short sussy simp.