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Sack-brake...a non-anal invasive device that is strapped to ones genitals in order to stop sack swingage when plowing ass from behind
Man I was tearing that ass up so bad that my balls were swinging to and fro! It started to hurt so I had to wear a sack brake to help keep my balls still
A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!
Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile
I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!
Any individual that can easily "draw" a mental image of a giant dick within seconds flat.
I met an awesome cock sketcher last night. He told me that his dong looks like 2 plums with a turkey neck!!!!!
Any toilet, urinal, sink or bathtub thats good and clean enough to to take an emergency shit in.
Omg Ive gotta shit so bad. Any defication station will do at this point.