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Normally that one guy thatâs a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. Heâs the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. Heâs also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being âbigâ and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. Thatâs all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.
Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally canât get him to leave me alone, heâs like simping over me even tho Iâm his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp
The word slay is normally used by teenagers or really âcoolâ parents that wanna be like their kids. But for the parents that are not sure what it means yet then here it is. Slay means that something is cool or awesome. Or back then⦠you would say rad or wicked.
Youâre lucky if you know a Zoe. Zoes are the best friends you could ever have. Zoes are kind and loving and sometimes crazy. But watch out. If you have a brother then she might just end up falling in love with him. Zoes are always brunette and so pretty. And your brother will fall for her hard. So just watch out for that. But every Zoe is all around amazing and never bland. They will make you laugh so hard and youâll be their bestie forever. Iâm jelly if you have a Zoe as a friend
Person 1:omg did you hear what happened to my friend?
Person 2: no. What happened?
Person 1: I heard that she became best friends with a Zoe and then Zoe started dating her brother!
Person 2: woah thatâs crazy. Sheâs lucky to have a Zoe as a friend and soon to be sister in law