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lap lumber

Gettin a boner, erection, a woodie.

I was watchin the porno and got a serious case of lap lumber

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by Thetommeister March 7, 2009


lap lumber

an erection, an erect male penis, boner

"I was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber"

by Thetommeister November 8, 2008


Total Ruxpin

Total Ruxpin - a high level staff member of an organization, who spouts off nothing but precanned, corporate BS at all of the employee meetings and press events. A real braindead douche-bag just reciting crap, waiting to getting his ticket punched, so he can get his ass promoted again.

That new Superintendent of schools in Nevada sure is a Total Ruxpin!

by Thetommeister May 19, 2022