i have to pee

A good way to get out of an awkward situation.

Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee

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Fluffer

A fluffer is a very soft, poofy, and cuddly dog that everyone adores.
They can be any breed that has lots of fur that is difficult to tame.

Man: I want a fluffer to accompany me
Woman: I got just what you need :)
Man: Yay I love soft, poofy doggos!!!