BMW

Black, Muslim, White

Madhuri: I got rear ended by a BMW last night...I was so drunk...
Aishwariya: Shit...are you okay?? Did you get a DUI?
Madhuri: Nah! I got an STD...by BMW I ment a Muslim stud!! not cars...
Aishwariya: That sucks!!!
Madhuri: I know....INDIA
Aishwariya: What?
Madhuri: INDIA...I'll never do it again!! (I.N.D.I.A.)

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