Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

For the love of god please stop fucking posting about sans Undertale it’s giving me internal seizures

Asgores bette- why are there vegetables at my front door

Dumbass:“hy sns ooderteil s bst chrcter1!!1 *starts twerking furiously*

Me : please shut the fuck up my mind is currently trying to comprehend the stupidity of your existence alone I can’t take any more

Also asgores soundtrack is better

Oh and

Example 2:

Sans: kids make me hard

Me: I’m going to turn you into bone meal if you don’t fucking stop talking you pearly albino version of Jeffrey Dhammer
Asgore: I kill kids cause they’re fucking stupid and come here themselves
Me: ikr fkn dumbasses

Oh yeah and Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

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Undertail

The thing that made me and my father commit Lego step

Dumbass:Hey have you heard of undertail? I ship as-
Me: *averagely pulls out nuclear warbomb remote*

Jerry

Jerry is a caring, amazing person. He- nah, I’m kidding. Anybody with a name in general is a bitch; ESPECIALLY some name like jErRy. This is probably the first name on the UB you’ve seen that isn’t talking about how some random dude is a god and you should worship their fucking existence alone. I mean, what kind of pussy ass name is jerry??? I know, my name sounds weird, but jerry has to be the most albino, austistic, terminally disordered shit I’ve ever heard in my life. I mean, the entire Undertale fandom hates jerry, and that excuse for a community has more people than the military can even think of having!!! Fucking dumbass, jerry. Toms doing us a great job getting rid of that goddamned rat.

Guy 1: Look at that dumbass. What a jerry.
Guy 2: *holding in laughter ( jerry is such a bad excuse for a name it’s considered an insult)*
Both start laughing at that piece of jerry (the thing that’s worse to find in the toilet than shit)