Canadian Flatbed

A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.

I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.

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Canadian Railway

A sex act involving Canada's favorite elixir, maple syrup. One participant squirts maple syrup into their anus; then, that parson pushes the syrup out of their anus into the anus of another participant. Although originally intended for two participants, it could, in theory, go on infinitely.

"Did ya hear about those hosers making a mess at the Motel 6?"
"Oh yeah, you betcha. The were riding the Canadian Railway."

Southern House Party

A sex act involving the insertion of an airhorn into one's anus. May be done solo or with partner(s).

"What's all that racket?"
"I think my neighbor is throwing a Southern House Party."

Lick the batteries

The act of licking nipples that are overly erect.

She’s got those post-nursing nipples, so I’m gonna lick the batteries.

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