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Sibling to the Huras Shag, the Climenshag is the act of parting your pubic hair late Old Testament Moses to enable your companion to access your meat stick the night of consummating your marriage. Maybe you find an old piece of gum, maybe a paper clip, or maybe your child innocence that youâre about to lose. Choose your own adventure and Climenshag it up
âYo bro, I tried the Huras shag last night and honestly I shouldâve started with the Climenshagâ¦â
The act of making sweet sweet love to your new bride on top of a bed frame you made by hand, and then proceeding to reach climax and put out 1/5 of the candles you lit for the night. This act is often followed by smoking a cigarette on your balcony that was perfectly made for this exact scenario, and feeling true freedom from the sin of lust and perverted sexual tension that existed between you and the female species for years.
Your wedding is coming up, do you think youâre going to follow the ceremony with a Huras Shag after? I definitely would if I could..
The absolute thickest individual possible. Thick in the skull, Thick in the ass, Thick from McDonaldâs. This person is pretty much a deity and must be treated as a ruhruhretard. Often the victim of mass-bullying, Thickmeister will probably end up working at McDonalds and losing his life savings in poker games.
Have you seen Thickmeister lately? Theyâve really fallen off a cliff since they started working at Dons...