Gloss

To suck a guy's dick until he cums, after the two of you have been fucking and he hasn't cum yet.
To stop fucking to finish a guy off by sucking his dick.

"Yo I'm exhausted, you gotta gloss."
"Mmm, want me to gloss baby?"
"Damn man, my girl will hop off my dick just so she can gloss."
"Bitch, get down here and gloss."

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Spext

To speak text lingo to someone, especially by a parent speaking to their teenager in an effort to make themselves look extra lame.

Mom: Tbh ig idk.
Teenager: Mom, why are you talking like that?
Mom: What? I'm just spexting you. Do you not want me to spext?
Teenager with a horrified look on their face: Just...no.