poofie flower

The fluffy, white flower you're supposed to make a wish on and blow it away.

I saw the biggest poofie flower and made a wish.

motherdrunker

A mom who gets drunk with her kids present

Oh, I went to the taco place and all I saw was motherdrunkers!

unbottle

To tell your feelings

I need to unbottle

lardso

A fat woman

I am totally becoming a lardso, 😰

fridge fairy

A person who takes stuff from someone else's fridge without asking

Mom: Where is the left-over lasagna?
Kid: It's my friend. He's a fridge fairy!

vag bald

A woman with little to no “down there hair”

“ Is it normal for a girl my age to be vag bald?”

moopie pie

An adorable puppy like a gooky moo

Mom I found a moopie pie