Joeben

A Joeben is possibly the GOAT of all men. Incredibly sexy, and gets thiccies with absolute ease. His personality is insane, he is charming, handsome, hilarious, and super unique. His unique name has everyone, who he meets, constantly bamboozled. There aren't many Joebens in the world so if you meet one, you must treasure that moment forever.

Betty: Im dating Thomas!!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: Ha, pfft.
Betty: What?!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: But are you dating a Joeben?
Betty: Shit got me there.

7👍 1👎

Aidan

Accidental gang signs

Random dude: *Walkin*
Aidan: *Walkin*
Random dude: Chll with the gang signs
Aidan: rip

Aaryan

Literally huge, hits the gym without needing to hit the gym. The better aryan. The goat at football, has gains like Sam Payne.

Aryan: Pfft who this nigga
Everyone: Wanna sex aaryan?
Aaryan: Ill pass im too huge
Aryan: *Comet SUwer Side*

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Aaryan

Fake aryan, yet huge, hits the gym without hitting the gym. Can bench more than you. Has had the sex, and kissed multiple women.

Aryan: Bruh new aaryan is a faggot
Literally everyone: He's the goat
Aryan: *Commet sewer side*

9👍 11👎