take a number

Not only should you get in line, but the line is long.

I asked that pretty girl if we could have coffee sometime and she just rolled her eyes and said "take a number".

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wife shopping

Dating with the expressed purpose of getting married quickly or in the near future.

The last time I was wife shopping I got a little out of control and thus the recent divorce.

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crash and burn

To really screw up one's life by making bad choices often accompanied by substance abuse.

"Dude, if you don't stop doing crack you're going to crash and burn."

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abuse

Exclamation. Used during poker when an unexpected play happens.

Grapping the pot because he was certain his full house had the pot, Fred was suddenly shocked by George, who he was sure was bluffing. "Abuse" cried the table when they saw George lay down four of a kind.

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wasp

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

a. A descendant from English ancestors who was born in America.
b. A typically affluent Connecticut resident.
c. Someone who thinks most catholics are a bunch of blind sheep.

The rich WASP from Connecticut can think for himself. He doesn't need a money/power hungry church to tell him how to live.

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t’yonne

A pretty girl who is chill and is loved by everyone, she hides her feelings and seeks for help

t’yonne how are you?

the election in a nutshell

Bush is concerned about maniacs who build bombs,hi-jack planes and behead people for fun.

Democrats are concerned about PETA and weirdos who do naked yoga in the street!

I want to be free to not be blowd-up or beheaded.

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