Deranged Boner Trance

When a man awakens in an altered state of consciousness due to sexual arousal at any point during the night. While in this frame of mind, his thoughts and actions may exist outside of of his conscious control and include sexting, sleep sex, viewing of pornography, masturbation, or even the purchase of sex toys. He may wake up in the middle of this, or “sleep” through it entirely, and then awaken to the aftermath of whatever his boner led him to do. Similar to sexsomnia, which is a form of parasomnia in which someone will initiate sex while asleep. He may be just awake enough to be conscious but the influence of the raw testosterone coursing through his veins clouds his judgment and leads him by the hand. It is most likely to occur when your sexual urges are not being adequately satisfied, however some men experience this regardless.

“Rodney is a perfect gentleman by day but the moment he falls asleep, he enters a deranged boner trance and cannot rest until his raging erection is satisfied.”

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DeSantis Derangement Syndrome

An irrational obsession with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who is wildly popular with his state, and who is growing in popularity with conservatives and libertarians. As he is seen to be a potential presidential candidate in 2024, he immediate came under attack in 2021 following Biden’s election and quick decline in popularity. The same media players who obsessively committed to biased or even dishonest reporting on former President Donald Trump have quickly refocused their attention on the Governor of Florida in an effort to damage his reputation more than three full years before the next presidential election. Many of the same people who previously could not have even named a single Governor in America besides their own now suddenly are obsessed with discrediting DeSantis- exactly the same liberal base that suffered from Trump Derangement Syndrome, and focused obsessively on Donald Trump. In psychiatric terms, this fixation would normally be diagnosed as obsessive-compulsive disorder. Believing any and all claims that perpetuate this obsession is a reflection of the confirmation bias now intrinsic to the social media hive mind. DDS will only intensify until either he is successfully discredited, or it backfires and propels him to the forefront of the presidential race, where all of the free attention he has gotten for four years will possibly position his as a conservative hero and simultaneously expose and magnify the bias and blatant dishonesty of the media.

“CNN has been running non-stop stories shamelessly attacking Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, they are clearly developing a terrible case of DeSantis Derangement Syndrome.”

“All of my friends on social media who used to have TDS, now have DeSantis Derangement Syndrome instead, it’s really sad to see that become their whole personality.”

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