Dog

1) Noun - A gormless creature, which appears to love any person stupid enough to give it food. Their motives are unknown.

2) Noun - A female human so ugly, people do not even have the courtesy to call them a female animal.

3) Verb - To leave someone alone, without giving a reason.

1) "Why is that dog following me? I only gave it a bit of crust!"

2) "Why is that dog following me? I only gave it a bit of crust!"

3) "Jimmy dogged off. What a geek."

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