Country

The worst music ever invented.

Country Music Characteristics: Hicks, Chew, Moonshine, Trucks, Dock Martins, Cowboys, Fags in general...

Hick: I like's me some country
Me: *pulls out shotgun and shoots hick in face*

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Bass

The spot on your body between your back and your ass.

Randi: *trys to smack my ass but hits my bass"
Me: FUCKIN A! YOU HIT MY BASS NIKKUH!

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