fishy dick

When you masterbait and fall asleep and the cumstain glues your dick to your balls. Upon getting it unstuck the reaking smell of fish unleashes from your genitals.

Man I jacked off last night watching friends because Jennifer Aniston was so hot but I forgot to clean myself up and I woke up to some fishy dick.

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Wasp

Women Are Stupid People.

An antonym used by men who are fed up with the unrealistic and never satisfied expectations of evil women.

Let’s bounce homie nothing but wasp over here

Women are such wasps these days

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