Beyonce

A classless, untalented piece of hackwork (considered a "singer"/"songwriter"/"producer", though those three terms are looser than a Las Vegas hooker working off the clock who got her start in the much better group Destiny's Child (which in itself is a bit of an oxymoron, considering the "riff" in "Bootylicious" is merely a sample of the far better Stevie Nicks song "Edge Of Seventeen"; at their height of popularity, they couldn't be bothered to get a real guitar player!). She went solo when Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland started becoming as noticed, and thus, as popular (they have better voices too). She claims that women "run the world"; when looking at the liner notes and writing/production credits, it's easy to see it's all a big lie (to wit: of the laundry list of "producers" and "writers" on her solo debut she's one of merely TWO women; there are almost twenty other writers and producers aboard, and all of them are male). So you can add "big liar" to the list of things she is too.

Her: Don't you know I am the next Beyonce?
Him (laughing): So you can't sing, can't dance, can't write, AND you're a big ol' liar, too?

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