Ruff-ruff

The phonetic pronunciation of Poland’s Wroclaw. Such a rough time, you had to say it twice.

An Austrian, an American, and a Polish guy meet up in Wroclaw. Ten wodka shots later, they had a ruff ruff morning.

“Damn, we got on the wrong Uber and we have 4 minutes to make the train..”

“Dude, that’s so ruff-ruff”

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Put her on a cot

When a super hot girl is half-naked in your house but you don't want to have sex with her... put her on cot!

You hooked up with a Russian girl on New Year's Eve, she is totally ready, and then she puked in your bathroom. And you no longer want to have sex with her. Then, you put her on a cot!