Brendon is a guy youâd fuck but not go out with as he is a shit head. Funny as fuck and knows how to fuck. Role play is his thing.
I fucked Brendon last night, walking like Iâve been horse riding for three weeks.
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Great web site to read while absolutely high as fuck.
Hey, letâs rip a bong and read us some of that funny as fuck Urban Dictionary stuff!
Will rip you off but will smile and be kind while scheming her evil ways.
Has work mates fooled.
Is a cunt. Ugly as fuck.
Roz is a cunt. Roz is a thief. We all hate her.
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A guy that is old school, he will treat you like his Queen so treat him decent, he is loyal and a hard worker. Donât cheat on this guy as he is a real keeper and your Parents will adore him.
He is funny as hell, so much so even his farts will make you laugh.
If you decide to have kids with him, no doubt he will be the best father ever.
A Jason can cook, clean and knows how to love.
Donât fuck with him though cause he will ram a foot up your arse as he boots you out the door.
âHave you met that Jason guy yet?, heâs hot as hell and sure knows how to fuck...oh and heâs a funny guyâ!!!
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Attractive guy who deserves a girl friend that will worship him.
Jasons are hilarious and loyal. Hard working is an understatement and highly intelligent. His ex will always be a whore.
I sucked Jason off last night, his dick is so huge, I gagged like a bitch.