Helicopter

It’s a fucking vehicle. SHUT UP WITH THE SEXUAL DEFINITION

Me: *types up “helicopter on urban dictionary”
Urban Dictionary: wHen y0u tWirL y0 diCk iN a CiRcle In frOnt of yoUr
Me: SHUT UP WITH THE SEXUAL DEFINITIONS! GOD!

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Oversensitive

Someone you’d call someone who calls everyone a bigot for the smallest things and cannot take any measure of offensive humour. Sometimes hypocritical when they make racist and bigoted jokes with their white friends.

Now it’s used against people for calling out any offensive shit of any kind. Usually by retards who make sigma edits and unironically hate gays and women. Probably under 18 most of the time. More under sensitive than that person oversensitive.

Don’t get me wrong, i like offensive humour sometimes. But if you’re making a bullshit excuse to be homophpbic, threatening to nuke a country over something stupid or condoning woman/child abuse. Then, i’m not “oversensitive” that’s just fucked. Get a life small-dick.

See also: Liberal, Snowflake

Daniel: I fucking hate trans people. If you are born a man you stay a man you faggot. Donald Trump and Andrew Tate will agree with me. If you use they/them as pronouns you have a mental illness *posts a pic of the pride flag burning*. Also i fucking hate muslims, thanks for taking away our world trade center, towel heads.

James: Dude, that’s such a fucked up thing to say! You shouldn’t say shit like that. There is nothing cool about racism or homophobia. *posts legit and perfectly explanation on why what he said is wrong*

Daniel: FUCK YOU BITCH! GO CRY! YOU’RE AN OVERSENSITIVE SNOWFLAKE SOY BOY WHO CAN’T TOLERATE SHIT! GO FUCK YOURSELF! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY I’M WRONG! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

James: Oversensitive my ass. That was fucked. You seem like the intolerant one anyway. Offended that there is diversity in the world. Get some help, dear god. *does the right thing and blocks him*

Anti Furry

See also: Retard

Anti furries are delusional motherufuckers who have no life. They are always found on places like Youtube shorts with those Nazi-wannabe profile pics. making the same braindead edits comparing furries to anti furries. You know those ones that are like A vs B and it compares their strength speed intelligence etc? where and who the fuck are they getting this stupid information from huh? When have you seen a furry and an anti furry in a race so you can compare their speed!? It’s so stupid! and then their 12 and under start kissing their ass thinking they’re a genius for saying furries suck for the 9,223,372,036,854,775,807th time already. Like shut up and stay in school so you can fucking get at least 2 more braincells so you can have at least an eighth of a properly functioning brain and maybe so you can get up to 2 IQ points. All they ever do is death threaten people for dressing up as animals and drawing animals. What’s so bad about that? Are you traumatised that you walked into your mom getting banged by the Mickey Mouse mascot from disney land or is it those hiveminded anti furries getting you first. If you’re an anti furry and reading this, I got a bone to pick with you. Go outside, go fuck yourself, and get a life! And quite frankly fuck you. Change your ways and maybe God will consider forgiving you and letting you into heaven. If you’re a furry and reading this. Good! Don’t be afraid to be open about it. People can’t do shit, they’re just cyberbullies,

“The anti furry community is the stupidest community on the internet” -Sir Tim, The inventor of the World Wide Web

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Gen Z

The latest generation.

What? You think I’m gonna make fun of it! Gen Z is hated because people can’t deal with the future and most people of my generation do really cringe and annoying things! Leaving people who genuinely ARE in Gen Z and like these things get hated on for simply existing! It’s not fair and if anything, it’s ageist!

Millenial: gEn Z sUcKs boo-hoo! G0 plAy f0rtnIte yoU faggot-loving retard!

Gen Z kid: Chill! It’s just a generation! Get away from me

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All my fellas

The universe’s most heavenly song. It cures all depression and anxiety and could restore world peace.

“All my fellas”
*all the wars stop and all discrimination disappears and all mental illnesses are cured and people who killed themselves come back from the dead because life is finally good again*

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The Man

The head of the establishment

Also the first Urban Dictionary post.

Urban Dictionary in 1999: The man: The Head of the establishment
Urban Dictionary now: Everything is euphemism for something NSFW and if not, it’s a sex act.

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Fur-fag

An offensive slur used against furries. Often used by anti-furries as a method of bullying. It comes from the words “furry” and “faggot” which is a slur used against homosexuals and LGBTQ. This is also mocking the fact that a lot of furries are gay or trans or related to the LGBTQ community.

Anti Furry: Yiff in hell fur-fag
Furry: Please shut the fuck up.

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