optimum wifi

THE MOST SHITTEST THING YOU COULD EVER HAVE BUY THIS IF YOU WANT TO START LAGGING IN REAL LIFE IT SO FUCKING BAD THAT NO INTERNET IS BETTER THAN THIS YOU GET -5 BARS WITH THIS SHIT ITS SO UNGODLY THAT I RATHER SUCK 10 DICKS THEN USE THIS

random: Yo wanna play somethin
Randoms friend: y----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------eeeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s---------------------------s--------------------------------s-SSS-sSs-S-s-S--s-S-sS-s-S-s--s-S-s-
random- thats some optimum wifi right there

-5

OPITIMUM WIFI

random: H eeee---------------------------------------ey
randoms friend did you switch to optimum today? becayse it seems like you have -5 bars

Age bottleneck

WHERE YOU CANT GET MECHANICALLY BETTER AT A CERTAIN AGE

random : Bro I cant edit this wall in fortnite
random smart friend : That must be a age bottleneck

Nox's cock

when your dick is so fucking huge you can start to fly with it people named Nox usually identify as attack helicopters because of how huge and fat there cock is its so fucking huge you need to wear huge ass underwear to fit a huge ass cock like that in your pants

person: damn bro your packing
MeL yeah I have Nox's cock

not 3 for 3

when your 0-3 with bitches like arnav

person 1: arnav is a dick sucking slave that is not 3 for 3 with girls
person 2: yeah fuck that slave bro