Bill Gates

Former porn star. Slept his way to the top. Now owner of microsoft and half the world.

Person 1: do you like Bill Gates?
Person 2: you know he likes to pole dance
Person 1: what a chad

Cromwell

Vicious bastard who was the reason thousands of innocent men, women and children were killed in Ireland.

It's a shame Cromwell was just a corpse when they mutilated him.