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Committing the vibe is usually what happens when u listen to music while doing that homework that is due in 15 minutes and you haven't started. You try not to stress out and because you are the procrastinating fuck you are, you get lost in the music instead of doing your actual work.
mom: Son you better be doing your homework and don't you dare start committing the vibe or I will have your father beat your ass
me: Either I can listen or, woah I love this song
"Hey God, how do we all achieve immortality?"
"Memes."
"Thanks for being on the same page as all of us!"
The definition of how most of us live.
"Hey Mark, what motivational saying keeps you going in life?"
"Memes."
A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.
(like you)
The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"