CuJo

CuJo is a contraction of the name of Liverpool player, Curtis Jones.

*Curtis Jones scores a 30 yard curler against the blueshite at Goodison to keep them out of European contention*

unnamed Scouser: "Gowon CuJo lah"

frosty wank

To be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling.

Jimmy had a frosty wank in his backyard while watching Joe bang his brand new drum in the snow.

Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.

Joe: I'll bang it harder then

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