Intel

A company that wastes sand to make overpriced central processing units (don’t let the term confuse you for them actually being able to do shit) that isn’t even the best you can get anymore, but hey, it’s the only thing not overpriced due to the shortage, but that’s just because nobody wants them.

Person 1 (idiot): I only use intel because it’s so fast and reliable.
Person 2 (Linus Sebastian): Are you mentally ill?