Rafael

That fucking red ninja turtle whose banging the girl of your dreams.

Jake: Bro, did you hear?
Shawn: What?
Jake: Sarah's going with some dude named Rafael.
Shawn: Rafael? Isn't that the name of that red ninja turtle?
Jake: Uh...yeah I think so.
Shawn: Fucking ninja turtles.

or...

Grunt #69: Boss, Rafael just destroyed all of your warriors!
Shredder: TURTTTLEEESS!!!!!

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