ancest

sex with one's ancestors, similar to incest

I saw some pictures of Great Grandma Jody taken when he was my age; DAMN she was FINE. I built myself a time machine and had some straight up ancest with her.

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mandoli slicer

(n) an exceptionally large nose

Dylan has the most eagle-like mandoli slicer I've ever seen in my entire life.