r0x0rz my b0x0rz

Actually b0x0rz refers to a computer, not boxers, boxen

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man frosting

Semen. Is there something else it could possibly be?

I spread man frosting all over her sweater muffins.

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bananus

The little brown part at the bottom of a banana that no one in their right mind eats.

Only monkeys eat the bananus.

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circular breathe

A very difficult musical technique for wind instruments whereby the player keeps pressure through the horn with the cheeks and mouth, and inhales through the nose. This keeps a constant sound.

"Did you know that Kenny G. circular breathed one note for 43 minutes?"

"No, I guess that means he really blows!"

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co2

Refers to the case when gas pressure built up in the rectum expels feces with an unusual amount of force.

Don't go in there for a few minutes, man, I just took a co2.

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Fuckzilla

The best fuck a guy can get.

Man! Did you see her tits? And that mouth? I bet she's got a TIGHT pussy too! She's a fuckzilla!

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dive

A run down, cheap, unclean restaurant or hotel.

That McDonalds is such a dive!

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