man frosting

Semen. Is there something else it could possibly be?

I spread man frosting all over her sweater muffins.

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grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

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Pussy Whomping

To fuck a woman. Literally to smack ones balls on her pussy while you deep dick her.

Also used to describe something as fun or worthwhile.

Man that was some good chomping, pussy whomping fun!

He whomped her pussy!

Hey girl, you up for some pussy whomping?

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circular breathe

A very difficult musical technique for wind instruments whereby the player keeps pressure through the horn with the cheeks and mouth, and inhales through the nose. This keeps a constant sound.

"Did you know that Kenny G. circular breathed one note for 43 minutes?"

"No, I guess that means he really blows!"

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UDWraith

A bit out of the UrbanDictionary bestiary: A UDWraith is someone who (like me), hijacks another UD users name and posts things for him. It is almost impossible to tell a UDWraith post from a normal one.

Why do UDWraiths do this? Because they find it fun, or because they were burned by someone, and want to put them through some shit. Usually the former rather than the rather.

UDWraiths feed on phlogiston, which gives them live.

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ping

The time it takes for a network packet to leave your computer, go to another one, and return. Lower = better. Can also be a source of gloating in network games. Typically measured in milliseconds.

"Dude, your ping is 300. Get the hell off my server before I boot you!"

"Ha ha, lowest ping!"

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fifty pacer

A person who looks hot from 50 paces, but not from two.

"Sarah's really hot!"

"How close have you gotten? She's a total 50 pacer."

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