cock save

In the same vein as a cock block, a cock save is to save a cock from irreparable harm. "Irreparable harm" here can refer to an ugly/disease-ridden/non-human female, or to an embarrassing/potentially lethal inanimate object, any of which a healthy human penis should never come into contact in the fist place.

A cock save may be mistaken for a cock block until the next day when the person affected can look upon the situation with sober eyes.

The actions that amount to a cock block and cock save are usually the same, the only difference being that a cock block is always a bad thing and a cock save is always a good thing.

Mike: I was so drunk I almost fucked that softball player/billy goat/toaster. I mean I was pants down, tent pitched, ready to go. What happened?

Dwight: I knocked your ass out with the waffle iron for being an idiot.

Mike: Thanks for the cock save, amigo.

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