Campinos

A striker with two left feet. Usually missing the most goals, and coming up with just as many excuses.

Despite their position a usual Campinos is playing most of their games at the back of the pitch in defence.
Every referee in the pro clubs community has given a Campinos a straight red or 5.
Some may Campinos’ are veterans of the game, playing since FIFA 14 on the Wii

Person 1 - “Why do we have a red card?… Ahh we must have a Campinos!”
Or

“Please score Campinos!… and he has missed, great!”