slurdging

v. 1. Take a grasshopper. Smash it. Reconstitute it back into itself. Reverse engineer it with nano-technology to produce a fine-filtered liquid attached to the end of a broom handle that is flaming. Add water. Let it dry. Create holographic breast milk. Dry it. Put it in a pumpkin pie. Bake at 450F until light brown.

Slurdging is all fun and games until somebody's grandma gets pregnant.

slurdge

n. 1. The product of slurdging.
2. A slightly vicious fluid capable of impregnating your grandmother.

1. This slurdge was not made properly. It is not angry enough.
2. Granny got some slurdge up in her chatch. Now I got two mommies.

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farty butt

A butt that is flatulent and does not cease for any rightful reason.

My mother has a farty butt and I cant stand it!!

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