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Similar to The old college try but with even less effort; less like "college," more like "trade school."
"As soon as he pulled into the McDonald's drive-thru and seriously asked what I wanted, I knew he was only giving this 'date' The Old DeVry Try."
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Ironic acronym for something that is clearly not what it claims to be: Likely Even Greater In Theory (L.E.G.I.T.)
That dollar store "at home marijuana drug test" is obviously L.E.G.I.T.
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An extremely attractive person.
Most commonly used in the context of an educational institution in which students declare a "major," so this term can be used openly, since it sounds so much like "Finance Major."
Dude 1: Dude, Kelly's a total Fineass Major!
Dude 2: Totally!
Kelly: Actually, I'm an Enginerd.
Dude 1: *whispers to dude 2* no, actually you're a fineass major.
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"Once I caught sight of that hot bod I totally got a Femi."
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The act of accessing a Wikipedia entry only to bounce endlessly around from one entry to the next and so forth without finishing one before finding a related topic link and defecting to it.
"Dude, my WikiA.D.D. kept me bouncing around between comic book entries for so long that I totally missed the entire Michel Gondry film festival."
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The receiving of a purchased alcoholic beverage from one male to another. Effectively, a "bro drink."
That was killer. Dude with the hair? Yeah, he totally brinked me just now. I didn't pay for this round at all! Get some, potzer!
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To blow one's load into a butthole vehemently.
Heaving his manhood into the arse / His game well-played a worthwhile farce / For while it appeared to be full on gayness / He was only in it for a rousing inseminanus.