Mahbub

A crazy ass motherfuckin G. He's probably a professor or something for some hard science class you're taking and he spends just as much time talking about his time doing drugs as a college student as he spends teaching your class.

"Did you go to Mahbub's lecture this morning?"
"Yeah, I love chemical engineering now, he taught us how to make our own weed!"

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Brian G

He's a saint. Like probably the best person you've ever met- on the outside. To all of your friends. To you in public. BUT in reality? He's a conniving evil mastermind plotting for world domination. This is a world domination that he'll never experience though, as he's a weak ass lil bitch. He locks you out of your apartment and forces you to sleep elsewhere. He drinks all your beers. He'll probably fuck your mom.

"Is that Brian G?"
"Yeah what a nice guy."

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Holy Dick

n. A dick that goes into a lot of holes; the penis of a manslut.

I went to church on New Year's Day because my resolution is to have a Holy Dick this year.

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