Bmd

Beating my dick

Girlfriend: "You didn't text back for 2 hours!!"
Boyfriend: "Sorry babe I was bmd but the vid had a cool story."

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Chode

Small but fat and deformed looking penis; synonymous with "Ian's dick"

Girl: The sex was so bad !
Other girl: I told you he had Ian's dick in there¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Girl: Yeah it was a TOTAL chode

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