Pirate

A promiscuous woman, constantly in search of capturing more semen.

Bob: Wow, that's the fourth guy she's hooked up with this week.
John: I'm not surprised. She's a pirate.

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Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

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