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When you both have an agreement to get matching dwarf hamsters and she decides to get a used regular hamster because it "needs a home" despite already having had one thus leaving the dwarf hamster without ever having a home or anyone to love.
Dude: Did you hear? Jonas got totally Natalie Jeaned
Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?
First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy
"Do you want to Parking Garage?"
"We we're Parking Garaging last night"
"Let's Parking Garage on the Parking Garage"
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A place where a couple go on a whim to spit off of and drop pennies. Then you look words up on Urban dictionary for trurty minitz. Then they proceed to kiss and touch the girls moobies. After that you sit in silence for 5 minutes and then guy unzips pants and girl reaches into guys pants to touch ding dong for the first time. Parking Garage elevator opens for first of three times. Girl and guy play it cool and act like they were just chilling. After man leaves girl continues where she left off touching the man's throbbing cock. Then 2 bikers come out of elevator where guy and girl play it cool again waiting for them to leave. 10 minutes later a third biker comes out of the elevator. Then the three bikers ride down the garage. After bikers have left continued touching of erected wee wee. Guy then lies on his back, then the girl tells him that's a bad idea and sit his bitch ass back up. Girl continues hand job. She's getting better at it. Finally a car comes to the top of the now dark parking garage. After the car leaves they decide to give up on their exploration. Guy awkwardly pulls up his pants and they exit down the 9 floor stairway.
"I was walking up to see the sunset and saw N and J Parking Garage it on the top floor!"
"No way, bro! They're so hot I'm jealous"
"Yeah they be cray"
"Arrow was packing too. Nat's a lucky girl
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A place where a couple go on a whim to spit off of and drop pennies. Then you look words up on Urban dictionary for trurty minitz. Then they proceed to kiss and touch moobies. After that you sit in silence for 5 minutes and then guy unzips pants and girl reaches into the guys pants to touch ding dong for the first time. Parking Garage elevator opens for first of three times. Girl and guy play it cool and act like they were just chilling. After man leaves girl continues where she left off touching the man's throbbing cock. Then 2 bikers come out of elevator where guy and girl play it cool again waiting for them to leave. 10 minutes later a third biker comes out of the elevator. Then the three bikers ride down the garage. After bikers have left continued touching of erected wee wee. Guy then lies on his back, then the girl tells him that's a bad idea and sit his bitch ass back up. Girl continues hand job. She's getting better at it. Finally a car comes to the top of the now dark parking garage. After the car leaves they decide to give up on their exploration. Guy awkwardly pulls up his pants and they exit down the 9 floor stairway.
"I was walking up to see the sunset and saw N and J parking garageing it on the top"
"No way, bro! They're so hot I'm jealous"
"Yeah they be cray"
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The sudden addiction to all things Bob Dylan
Person 1: "Jonas has been really into Bob Dylan recently"
Person 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Dylanitis
The greatest hamster of all time
"Moon Biscuit really was such a good guy. I wonder how he's doing up in space now"
Asking to receive something sexual
"Can I have coochie รฐยยคยฒ?"
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