Shartdio

Excersize induced mudbutt.

Today at the gym I did some squats, then shartdio...and/or blasted my glutes, then blasted some poops. Mudbutt

Flaping

The combination of flapping and gaping.

That dude is a flaping anus!

Temper Dantrum

(Noun) When a full grown dude thows a fit like a little kid... also his name is Dan..

Something went wrong on the camping trip....and Dan threw a Temper Dantrum.
See also "Bitch Fit"

Jizz Chisel

(Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.

"Dude! She's definitely into you...maybe you should hit her with the old jizz chisel..."