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Splinter always combs over his greasy hair with his paw
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When a man has a rather plump girlfriend and he takes the excess skin from her stomach and raps it around his spam dagger and procedes to fuck the roll of fat as if it where a pussy
Yo Jamie was totally roll fucking that bitch with the thunder thighs last night.
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A school that homo deluxes from Tabor think they destrory in sports. When in fact the only thing they destroy is each others anal cavities.
Tabor Student 1: oh dude you packed my fudge so hard last night
Tabor Student 2: Word that new strapon I bought was incredible (because I dont have a dick)
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It is similar to the friend zone however instead of saying "you're just like a friend to me" the individual says "but you're just like a dog to me, or a cat, a bird, a fish, a hamster, etc.
Jamien got on one knee to propose to his girlfriend but she said "aw that's cute but you're just like a dog to me" she totally put Jamien in the Pet Zone
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