minnesota mineshaft

When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.

Guy:im bored
G
Guy2:wanna fuck?
Guy: minnesota mineshaft?
Guy2:FUCK YEAH

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The Steel Balls

Wrapping plastic around your balls then having your sister/roommate/friend/person and then smashing your balls with a hammer while you watch Spongebob.

Guy1: "hey man are you masochist?"
Guy2: "maybe, why?"
Guy1: "My girlfriend wants to do The Steel Balls"
Guy2: "Say yes and get ready to have the time of your life"*whispers to self* or lose your manhood
Guy1:"What"

Guy2:"Nothing"