Random
Source Code
Random
When you fuck an asian girl from behind, hold her hair like the reins and hit her with a horse whip.
Dave totally gave Ting Tong a chinese steeplechase.
She ran up stairs,hid under the bed, and cowered all night. She's been afraid of ponies ever since.
2👍 2👎
A huge case of diahherea after eating spicy foods.
Michael went to taco bell and got jalepeno poopers.
These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.
4👍 1👎