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wabi'd

When you're drunk and you cow tip yourself, not always alone but sometimes after a long night. You didn't wobble, trip, slide, faint, waddle, slip~you just Wabi'd.
Friend 1~Hey what happened to Chrissy last night?

Friend 2~You didn't hear? We were all supposed to meet up for dinner after we had a few drinks here. She must be a lightweight because she had only two glasses of wine. I was supposed to take her back to the house to change & got picked up. SHE Wabi'd right there in the parking lot we didn't make it to the door of my car! You need to have to load her into the car and get her home.
Friend 1~Wild...is she okay?
Friend 2~Oh yeah except for a huge bruise on her left knee from the parking lot. She just went like a sack of potatoes! I was so mad, I had to cancel my night.

Think about it there you go just walking along, next thing you know you Wabi'd yourself & that's it.

Try not to drink too much otherwise you could be found Wabi'd by the wayside.

by ThumperG April 11, 2022